Louis Vuitton Maison - May 2010
I’ve been laughing at this for 5 years x)
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
I don’t know who you are, sir, but I hope it’s okay if I am objectifying the shit out of you.
HOT DAMN SON THE BOW ISN’T THE ONLY THING THAT’S TIGHT
With Tom’s Loki’d face.
I’ll just host my mini one
IM FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
Possible thought ‘oh goodness no!! Something thing rude is happening and I’m causing it……I’M GONNA GET KICKED OUT OF THE BRITISH GENTLEMANLY ACTING SOCIETY! TOOOOOOOM!
It actually looks like Tom is speaking to him through the gif set
He actually is.
Don’t ever ask me what the hell I was thinking ‘cause I don’t know either.
This is not a look of someone who’s been defeated, this is a look of someone whos getting exactly what he wanted.
What does Loki desire more than ruling earth?
Where did he get banished from? Where is he being returned to?
….Exactly. This is all part of Loki’s plan.
the character is so far ahead of everyone, and everyone forgets. dolts.
wow you were right