i realize that marvel has an official tony stark twitter but why don’t they have an official steve rogers twitter where all his tweets are just confused sentence fragments
This is pretty much me in the shower
when you take a shower you turn into gollum?????
And when the conditioner gets in my eyes, I screech:
IT BURNS UUUSSSSSSSSSS
This turns up on my dash every few days and makes me laugh every time.
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
This was the greatest moment ever.
i could listen to most irish people talking for hours on end
i mean not at the same time or anything that would be terrifying but you know
[voices of 3 million irish people]
T O P O T H E M O R N I N’ T O Y A
a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.
Ditty, our ship cat, looking magnificent and nautical.
"Now…bring me that horizon."
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look